[voice; backdated to Sunday morning]

[Surprise, surprise! It's plain and simple voice post from Crow today. But it... doesn't really sound very Crow-like. No enthusiasm, no energy, just a short, very matter-of-fact statement.]

... Last Monday was exactly a year since I had come here.

( cut for tl;dr narrative )

[the video feed starts with a clear shot of a fridge.

Yes, a fridge.

After a moment, the fridge's door is inexplicably kicked open from the inside to reveal... Crow.]

Phew! Never thought I'd do that again... At least it looks like it's gone now.

[he picks up the 'Gear with a frown.]

Anyone willing to explain what the hell's goin' on this time? ( Read more... )

[the video feed shows Crow wandering aimlessly around the Ilex Forest. The one holding the PokeGear is obviously Black Lance the Murkrow, who's currently being completely ignored by his trainer, so he decided to record his peculiar behavior, hoping somebody else could help him. Alas, Crow pays no attention to his efforts. Instead, you can hear him ( Read more... )